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    Monday
    Dec052016

    Three Camels 

     

    PYREX: Did you remember to bring extra sandals?

    FRED: Real Camels wear Herman Survivors.

    CRYSTAL: I just had a pedicure! Sand is so abrasive, hope I don't break a nail.

    FRED: Did you remember to bring your compass?

    PYREX: We don't need a compass, we're following that star.

    CRYSTAL: I don't want to get lost. There isn't a shopping mall for miles.

    PYREX: Did you pack your gifts? I'm bringing Frankincense, a gift from Fire.

    CRYSTAL: I'm bringing Gold, a gift from Earth.

    PYREX: What are you bringing, Fred?

    FRED: Fruitcake. A gift from Aunt Ethel.

    CRYSTAL: Everyone knows the Wise Men's gifts were Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh.

    FRED: I couldn't find any Myrrh.

    PYREX: Do you realize how that's going to sound when clergy all over the world read from the Holy Scriptures, Gold, Frankincense, and Fruitcake?

    FRED: Our Masters are always searching for God. How much longer before we get there?

    CRYSTAL: Why did your Master name you Pyrex?

    PYREX: Because I can stand the desert heat. It's tough being a Magi's Camel.

    CRYSTAL: But it is a status symbol.

    PYREX: If you want status you go on a pilgrimage.

    FRED: What's a pilgrimage?

    CRYSTAL: ...a long journey to look for God. And sometimes you can find the cutest little boutiques along the way.

    PYREX: You began to have a deeper understanding of spiritual things.

    FRED: Sounds like a headache.

    CRYSTAL: People seek God, because they want their lives to matter, to know there is a Supreme plan, and a Nordstroms nearby.

    PYREX: People are like a puzzle with a missing piece.

    CRYSTAL: It's so sad, like a beautiful brooch missing a diamond chip.

    PYREX: Speaking of diamonds, look at that star.

    CRYSTAL: I love sparkles.

    PYREX: We have an important task, to carry our three Kings to find the Christ Child.

    FRED: I could use a change of scenery.

    CRYSTAL: The scenery reminds me of Vanilla, Butterscotch, Caramel, Milk Chocolate, Mocha...

    PYREX: Stop. You're making me hungry.

    PYREX: Look to your left, there's a big wind storm.

    CRYSTAL: I hate getting sand in my mouth.

    PYREX: That's why camels spit.

    CRYSTAL: I prefer to rinse, thank you.

    PYREX: The star seems to be lowering over that small town ahead.

    CRYSTAL: "Bethleham City Limits, Population 300 and 1." And the paint is still wet! Oooh, I just love babies!

    PYREX: Kneel down. We are experiencing a miracle in history. "And you shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger."

    CRYSTAL: How disgusting! It doesn't even have a bed-skirt!

    FRED: Look! Our Masters are presenting their gifts.

    PYREX: The parents are smiling. They call the baby, “Jesus.”

    CRYSTAL: I wonder if that halo is 24 carot?

    FRED: Hey... Do you see that? Where did my Master get the Myrrh? I couldn't find it.

    CRYSTAL: What a trip, I'm starving.

    FRED: Want some fruitcake?

    PYREX: It's a miracle.

    FRED: What, the fruitcake?

    PYREX: No. God in flesh. The Savior of the World.

    ...


    Peace and Joy!

    Judy